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Monday, October 16th, 2006

Time:4:30 pm.
Oh Joshua. You card.
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Time:12:03 am.
you guys are so stupid, i have been posting from a hotel on hastings for the past four months. I have lived off only the excretions of mice and other small rodents. Heroin is good, but my owner, "Bubba" only lets me out on weeknights. I haven't seen any of you because I am now blind. Such is the problem with premature ejaculation. and Aids.

I wish that I could see. Oh god. Help.



PS: I'm a faggot poopoo head.
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Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Time:1:53 am.
Worst/Best last two weeks ever. I called a fag a fag and I camped on crescent beach, it was pretty f'in awesome.
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Saturday, May 27th, 2006

Time:1:12 am.
Well I made my travel journal, so go check its hideous green scheme out and then add it to your friends list if you want to see what happens when I get to Europe. Tit for tat style of adding, because I don't know who really cares.

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Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Time:1:49 am.
Well I got my bike and it's pretty sexy. I rode it from Victoria to Swartz Bay today, a 30-35 km ride. My legs and brain are tired. Now I work for 6 days, get tuesday off and then I work my last 4 days. Holy fuck I'm leaving soon. Whatevs.

Fuck all y'all.
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Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Time:6:38 pm.
Awesome fucking party. I span fire in a portal and melted faces.

Now I am going to Victoria.
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Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Subject:RIP you fat bitch.
Time:12:15 pm.
Last Night, May 16th, Shamu was officially pronounced dead. She was a fat sassy bitch, but alas her usefulness is at an end. My first firestaff isn't worth fixing, the wood she was originally built with is warped, and it always was - shoddy craftmanship care of me. Aside from the warp she was a pretty damned sturdy staff, and a fucking behemoth at that. A giant phallic fuck you to my arms.

The kevlar is saved though, and she might be born again but I doubt it, it's not worth the cash given that I fixed my other staff and it's a beauty. No warps and super skinny, perhaps a little too light and short but whatevs it's fun and stuff. Well this was certainly an experiment in deciphering moon language for most people probably.

Fire-spinning is pretty neato.

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(I've always wanted to be MJ it seems.)
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Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Time:2:12 am.
I thought you were my boyfriend. Also, BEACH BEACH BEACH. I am decidedly sunned. Today is more of the same when I wake up.
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Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Time:11:33 pm.
Lets journey into the crazy world of Cody's wallet. There-in contained are some receipts. 1: $716.90 from a savings account. That's my SWAP work visas (1 year Ireland, 2 years UK) 2: $400 to my visa, thats part of my plane ticket and $20 for a IYIC 3: $384.41 to savings, that's the rest of my ticket 4: $332.00 to savings, that's for my insurances so I don't die when they need to pump my stomach. 5: $588.50 oh that's JUST the bike frame for my new bike which will ring up about another $1100. neato.

Fuck, no wonder I don't stop drinking, all that money could have gotten me really trashed. I mean, Ireland? More like who the fuck cares what a stupid idea. Also, I certainly am not going to ride over to near Killarney and check out the 5 or 7 day juggling convention that I can volunteer at for free food. Fuck that. Fuck the plane, I'm going to sit downstairs and jerk it; far more bang for the buck, minus the bang because it's a solo project if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Victoria is pretty f'in rad, I just walked around the harbour and ran into (as I knew I would) my friend Randy and we hung out and tomorrow I am checking out the local fire jam. Tonight I drank beers and then a tailored drink that was tasty. Now look at that keyboard go, it clacks away in hazed anguish beneath my fingers; Black heart procession bounces in the background over my ears.



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Monday, May 8th, 2006

Time:11:54 pm.
s'up victoria.
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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

Time:1:52 am.
Uh, Yeah, you only have until June 18th, 10 am to give me a handjob if you want. I think I'm flying somewhere after that.
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Sunday, April 9th, 2006

Time:12:48 am.
mmm. Birthday curry and stout.
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Thursday, April 6th, 2006

Time:12:33 am.
Rad T-shirts: joeblobclothing.etsy.com
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Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Time:6:06 pm.
Angie and I rocked out in the rain in what turned out to be the tastiest fire jam yet. Rice Krispies ahoy.
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Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Time:2:34 am.
I accomplished stuff on saturday before I went to work and was really sketchy; I totally have two debit cards now, intense. I am maybe sort of going to do stuff soon and stuff, neat.

I talk too much to type. And I drive myself crazy with noise, which really means I'm annoying and I have been finding lots of new annoying music. It's pretty neat that music thing, and so is playing with cd decks.

GAF is mine and josh's new band, I am going to get a keytar and be the keytardist. Good Against Fun - we rock you maybe like a hurricane (to the break of dawn). Josh is the lead singer, he's got some pretty good rhymes after a bong.
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Subject:I see girls....
Time:3:44 am.
Insert a delicious bassline under these ghetto as fuck lyrics and you have my day today. So awesome.

I see girls,
here there and everywhere
short skirts long hair
love it when they walk yeah
I'm on cloud 9
you look so fine
can't wait to make you mine
I kinda like the way you walk past
gotta take a glance
body shaped like an hour glass
pulling up to my bumper so hot
you work so hard like the way you work it
I look first, you look back,
attracted to the way you shake that,
yo, I know you can't fake that,
so bring it over here, so near, I can touch that,
one night just isn't enough,
I wanna have you givin' it up,
So put ya number on the back of my hand,
you got a man, but i got other plans,
so baby girl, c'mon up oh..
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Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

Time:1:59 pm.
Tomorrow is Techno? Thursdays, five buck cover, free coat check and good music. Come out to club 23 with me ok, the guy that runs it is nice and talked to me.

Apparently next Wednesday at Celebrities is a Michael Jackson night, and I am so stoked for that. It's going to be colossally gay. On that MJ note, The Wiz is a fucked movie; MJ is a bad ass scarecrow.
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Monday, March 20th, 2006

Time:11:17 pm.
Daxx and Rebecca, I owe you a beer. Sorry you had to deal with the fallout of the dramabomb dropped from the speaker phone.

In other news, last night was Sanctuary. Well, that about sums the night up.

More importantly, Josh and I played with the decks all day today and as a result we suck just a little less now at mixing.

I'm hungry.
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Thursday, March 9th, 2006

Time:9:02 pm.
FIRE MOTHERFUCKERS. Do you speak it?

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Saturday, I'll have 3 cans of fuel at Trout Lake for people I like. I'll be there around sevenish, and I'm not going to any parties that night so I'll be there late-ish. Don't be a square.
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Monday, March 6th, 2006

Time:11:59 pm.
Sup bitches, I got surrey level trashed and then the next night I swept across Africa and crushed things. Now I have two balls to play with and work tomorrow. Fire Jam saturday, come if you play with fire or don't come, whatever. I'll be there.
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